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I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take to a gay bar. gay bar, gay bar

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At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar- Wow!
Now tell me do ya? Do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

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Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar
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