The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags
Like plastic ears, exploding fags
A million laughs to give your friends a treat
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha

The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags
He wraps them up in paper bags
Like sneezing powder, snakes and rubber feet

Joke Shop Man, help me if you can
It's all so very hard to understand
Joke Shop Man, make me Desperate Dan!