Stephenie Meyer's the queen of all vampires
How does she make this stuff up?
She's got to be some form of genius
With Twilight, she's hit the jackpot

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She's our hero
How many times in our lives can we drool over vampires?
She's our hero
'Cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire
...Yeah, he's one sexy vampire
Sexy vampire

Stephenie Meyer is not a liar
We know that werewolves are good
We've got a message to all the Jacob-haters:
The Volturi want your blood

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You better stay back
'Cause Stephenie has got our backs
And we want you to know

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