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Roll up for the mystery tour
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Roll up for the mystery tour
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Roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (to make a reservation)
Roll up for the mystery tour

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Waiting to take you away

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Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (and that's an invitation)
Roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (to make a reservation)
Roll up for the mystery tour

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Coming to take you away
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away
Dying to take you away, take you today