Meet me at Red Square
By the statue of our leader
I know where that is
I saw it on Blue Peter
Bring the merchandise
The feelthy western seengles
Cos' we'll pay any price for Mo'Ska

I have a secret mission
To meet comrade Stanskowski
Thees crazy western music
Is ripping off Tchaikovsky
The Music Police are watching
And looking for encryption
Jameechi what's the code word?
it's VODKA! (ha ha ha ha!)

I'll head for checkpoint Stanley
Review our situation
I'll storm the Lada factory
And start a revolution
The workers will be skanking
The Czechs will all be bouncing
Cos' they'll pay any price for Mo'Ska (ha ha ha ha!)