Step right up, step right up
You, sir, right there
We're giving away free money
It's so easy
There's no way for you to lose
All you gotta do is just put all your money on the table
You can make it back five times if you prevail
It's a guarantee, it's a lock
You can win all the money
Oh my God, fuck you
Just put all the money on the table right here
Just follow the card, it's easy
Congratulations, you lose