Days like these when we can walk on water,
Fly the oceans just cos' we ought to,

Simple man, simple needs,
Born in New York and lives in Leeds,
Loves his wife, likes his weed,
Indeed, indeed.

Hacks in the morning, surf's up at night,
Does the shopping on the shopping site,
Eats his chips with a megabyte,
Alright, alright,

On days like these when we can walk on water,
Fly the oceans just cos' we ought to,
Swim with dolphins, Talk to whales,
Trapped in a world wide web,

Caught up in the net,
Hand to mouth to eye to screen to face to interface,
Completely lost out there in cyber....SPACE,

Days like these when we can walk on water,
Fly the oceans just cos' we ought to,
Swim with dolphins, Talk to whales,
Get arrested just to escape from gaol,

Trapped in a world wide web,
Caught up in the net,
Hand to mouth to eye to screen to face to interface,
Completely lost out there in cyber....SPACE,

On days like these when we can walk on water,
Fly the oceans just cos' we ought to,
Swim with dolphins, Talk to whales,
Get arrested just to escape from gaol.