I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's enough a lot girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting schools
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck and now
All I can think about is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you...

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you.