Vassillios, Neck Beard
Straight From the Gutter
Shaped Like a Cow
And Milked Like An Udder

You Know He's a Freak 'cause He Looks With His Mother
Vassillios Deadweight Fish Motherfucker

Vassillios, Straight From the Gutter
Vassillios, We Love You Like a Brother
Vassillios, Straight From the Gutter
Vassillios, We Love You Like a ...

Vassillios, Sweet Cheeks
We Love You Like a Brother
Jolly Old Friend Spreading Mirth Like no Other.
A Kind and Simple Beast, Vassillios, When I Shudder..
To Think It Was You Who Left Candy in the Gutter.

Swiftly Sneaking
Vassillios Is Sleeping Like a Baby
Overzealous the Bees Are Getting Jealous
Vassillios, Maybe

On the Down Low
Underneath Your Hedgerow
Something Is Startling

For Farthing, Darling
Nothing More Is Marveling
Vassillios, Maybe