Shem-rah Boo Was On the Run
But He Didn't Know How to Get Things Done
But He Always Knew What He Was Longing to Be
The Star of His Own Biography

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In Hollywood, His Mind Was Keen
When He Married the Very First Girl He'd Seen
But He Dropped His Mind, He Stroked His Wood
But Klimpsch Did Do the Best He Could.

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