Oh Bernstein and Chasnoff,
Where Do You Get Off,
Thinking You're Only Two of Twenty.

Oh Andy and Larry,
You're So Damn Hairy,
Why Don't You Go and Take a Bath?

(Because..)
You're Getting Sued.
Bummer, Dude.
But You Just Don't Know When It'll Happen.

You're Getting Sued.
Bummer, Dude.
But the Time's Just Not Right For That Action.

Klopstein and Cabot,
We Just Won't Have It,
We Know Exactly Who You Are.

Tariq and Shep Williams,
The Pages They Will Fill 'em
Well, Phony Names Will Only Go So Far.

You're Getting Sued.
Bummer, Dude.
But You Just Don't Know When It'll Happen.

You're Getting Sued.
Bummer, Dude.
But the Time's Just Not Right For That Action.

You're Getting Sued.
Bummer, Dude.
But You Just Don't Know When It'll Happen.

You're Getting Sued.
Bummer, Dude.
But the Time's Just Not Right For That Action.