Something's wrong!
Last night's gig didn't go to well!
People fighting near the stage
A cable ripped and fucked the sound

Fighting! Beating!
There must be another way
All we ask is to have a good time
You don't need to start a senseless fight
Have yourself some F.U.N

Macho man!
These homos have to strut their stuff
So they can show how cool they are
But we know they're knucklehead

Mellow out!
Just kick back, enjoy the show
Spare us all, don't prove yourself
Why ruin someone else's night?