Hello, my name is Johnny
Well hello my name is Johnny
I like to explain myself
And I like to complain in vain

Sweet little boy
JOHNNY!
Sweet Little Boy
JOHNNY!
Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

'Ello my name is Roger
Well hello my name is roger
I like to proclaim myself
A God
And likely ordain myself

Sweet little boy
ROGER!
Sweet little boy
ROGER!

Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

Sweet little boy
Johnny
Sweet little boy
Oh no, is Roger

Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind
Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind