I like smoking non-addictive marijuana
I like a big ol' bump of that soothing speed
But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin
Cause heroin always gives me what I need

I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning
And a big ol' shot of cocaine in the afternoon
Hell, I'll shoot whatever you got but man you best got a lot
'Cause I can see right now that your's will be gone real soon

Now, you say marijuana is not addictive
For you my friend, that might be true
You get the munchies, sit home, and watch your TV
But give me a hit son and I'll show you what that shit will do