Got my blackface on
Got my cigarette

I'm just looking for a way
To get me through another day
So don't you be alarmed
I'm just old fast and hard

Turn the tv off
Pick up the telephone

I'm just looking for a ride
Try to find a way inside
So you go start the car
So old so fast so hard

Pick it up!

Got some lotion on
Right between the eyes

I don't want to spend the night
Just need to know if i'm alright
I got you beat by far
I'll die old fast and hard

Chop chop