Want to come home from school 'cos it's a drag
And when I come home from school I'm gonna pack my bags
And when I come home from school I'm gonna run away
And then I'll just start a band then learn how to play

And before I know it I'll be back to life (X2)
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When I come home from school I'm gonna have a drink
And when I come home from school I'm gonna start to think
And when I come home from school I'm gonna burn my books
And when I come home from school I'm gonna write some hooks

And before I know it I'll be back to life (X2)

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Coz I'm the teacher
Yeah! Yeah! I'm the t..t..t..teacher
Help, help, help