"Hey!" said The Devil
When I met her at the roundabout
She's got powers magnetic
Devours you of everything you got
She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And there's she'll creem you dry

"Stop!" said the puppy
When I met him at The Zebra Cross
You'll need protection
From every direction
But she'll get you anyhow

'Cause she's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And there's she'll creem you dry

She's a golden retriever
Golden retriever
Golden retriever
Golden retriever
Golden retriever
Golden retriever
Golden retriever
Golden retriever
(Golden retriever)
(Golden retriever)
(Golden retriever)
(Golden retriever)