"Oh, who is that? She looks good. What's your name?"
"My name is Lauramechbaidumeinchbib Beautiful Lovely Lady. Did you hear what I said?"
"Yeah, sure I did"
"I am, uh, Chriskpalpidon"
"Ah, you wanna know what my name is?"
"What, big fella?"
"Oh, my name is, um, Godzuki"
"Ya big fella! Godzuki reminds me of a booger. Goodbye!"