the trees are wild and undisputably beautiful today
you can see the squirrels on their beautiful parade
i was hitch-hiking above the clouds
we didn't see Ed Green's country band

the driver is a friend but we don't talk too much these days
the driver is a friend but we don't discuss much in this world
we followed the black lines to paris, i guess it's going that way
i guess it's going that way

because it's the only way i'm going tonight
it's the only way i'm going!
it's the only way i'm going tonight
it's the only way i'm

i don't know what you've been told
but i'm gonna have some fun tonight
i don't know what you've been told
but i'm gonna have some fun tonight
i don't know what you've been told
but i'm gonna have some fun tonight

that silly night, i did the macarena
with someone named carita
i woke up with sore lips and a belly full of cappachino
spilled french wine on my nineties chinos