Strollin' down the boulevard
See the boys with lemonade stands
See the couple in the car
Getting busted

There's Mrs. Fashion Lady
She's just stepped into the street
Can you see the open manhole?
Where has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady?

Yeah

Can't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh, so
I'm hummin' happy

A little sparrow alive in the street
A little sparrow with nothing to eat
A big old semi running down the street
A squished, dead birdie lying at my feet

Yeah

Can't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh, so
I'm hummin' happy