 
    It's so different today
I hear every mother say
"Mother needs something today to calm her down"
And as she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper
And he helps her on her way 
Getting through a busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door 
She took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Europa neurotisch
It's so different today ...
Doctor please ..
Oh Doctor please! 
Doctor please!
Doctor please!