Not Home - Stephen Lynch
You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
Today while you're away

I wil...
Sniff all your underwear
Dress in your clothes
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose

I know it's not easy
To leave me alone
But it's more fun
When you're not home

Yeah it's more fun when you're not home