We are Splitsville
We are Radio Hitsville. . . .

This is our theme song
90 seconds long
Took us even less
To create the rest. . . .

Playin' with our toys
Makin' lovely noise
Let's stop playin' games
It's time to learn our names. . .

Capain Dusty. . .
Messiah Kari. . .
Johnny Immaculate. . .
We are Splitsville !