Welcome to the show (Oh)
Are you ready?

Look out the window to see what they're selling
It all sounds the same as the last time (The last time)
What happened to delicate? Nudges on etiquette
Scared to be labeled the bad guy (The bad guy)

If you'd like a change of pace

Welcome to the show
Let it thrill your soul
I'll give you what you want
Piece de resistance
You won't get this at home
Welcome to the show

Oh (Woo), oh
Welcome to the show
Oh, whatcha waiting for
Come on through the door
Welcome to the show