Nico's the captain of our fishing boat
She eats all the fish before we get home
Then when we get there, Sadie is mad
Because she ate all the fish that we had

And if we're lucky, we'll buy some sardines
And we will eat them with olives and cheese
Then, when we doze off, our bellies are full
We'll dream of starfish and mermaids and gulls

Then, in the morningtime, we'll launch our boat
Hoping not to sink and just stay afloat
Fishing and drinking is all that we do
I wonder where I'll get my next tattoo?

Good show!