Open up the door and hold it
She comes swaying through
You don't know it but you're barely alive
And left in the clouds of Chanel #5

Ms. Park Avenue
How's about some for me too
Ms. Park Avenue
She slinks like a minx
Her design's so divine

She's got lots of class, lots of cash
A long limousine with a nice big stash
The girl is gorgeous and glamorous
Bored and more than a little amorous

Ms. Park Avenue
Girl, how do you do?
Ms. Park Avenue
She looks so sweet
Good enough to eat

Drive downtown to Tiffany's
See what's new
The girl's got shopping to do
She is for real
Not just lights and makeup
She's living a dream
And she never has to wake up

Ms. Park Avenue
How's about some for me too
Ms. Park Avenue
She slinks like a minx
Her design's so divine