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Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

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You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

(*fart noises*)

Whats going on here?!

(*more fart noises*)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka......
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You're an uncle fucker I must say,
You fucked your uncle yesterday!

Haha! Uncle fucker, thats U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!
Uncle fucker!!!!!
Suck my balls!