Eighteenhundret's, Alabama!
What a great place and time!
We're so happy that we're living
in eighteenhundret's Alabama
'cause it's sunny and there is no crime!

And in this little town
In Eighteenhundret's Alabama
There's a family by the name of Keller!
Their daughter's deaf and mute
And blind as a bat,
and her parents can't even tell her!