Well, kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch
Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little bit somethin' like this

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch

I really mean it kyle's mom
She's a big fat, freeakin' bitch
Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-cha