My momma socks it to me
Trying to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head in like a sieve
My daddy kicked me out
'Cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of panty hose
Check it!

My basketball coach
He done kicked me off the team
Wearing high heel sneakers
And dressing like a queen

The world's coming to an end
And I don't fucking care
I just need my limo and orange hair
Check it!

Well people laugh at me
And I just think it's funny
'Cause I'm a big rock star, so fuck you!
Fuck you!