Hey, little Persian boy
What's all this talk about size? Huh?
I cannot read your mind
Where are the polaroids?
That bush, it needs to go

Now, listen word of advice
These are simple facts
Your junk is merely that
When your face looks like crap
But first things first

Are you uncut? What?
The foreskin is the essence
The essence of a man
A man circumcised
Is a mutilated man

Hey, hunky cholo fat-boy
Well, aren't you next in line? Yes
We've heard it all before
It's really such a bore
But there's still one thing
You can do for me

Now, I, I didn't make the rules
These are the simple facts
You're nicely tatted up
That's not bad for a start
But let me see

Are you uncut?
The essence of a man is his foreskin
A circumcised man
Is a man defiled