Andrew's a star fighter pilot
He can get high in his jet
Tells me about all his women
He can get any I'll bet

Andrew's a star fighter pilot
He knows all the girls in the world
He's better than James kirk or tweeky
I cradle his picture at night

You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you

Andrew's a star fighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day
I've got all the toys from his programme
And all of his past shows on tape