Funny! I'm not familiar with this taste
Well I said are these ribs or is this steak?
Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewing
Well I said holy fuck! It's another human!

Come with me, I'm on my way
To the Cannibal Cafe
Won't you come to the only place
Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?

Well there I was choking this thing back
When I realized that it was someone's hand
Only way that I could possibly tell
Careless chef did not remove the fingernails

Come with me, I'm on my way
To the Cannibal Cafe
Won't you come to the only place
Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?

The food ain't bad and the food ain't good
Don't dare order the "Leper's foot"
I recommend the "Ass of a farmer's wife"
Very tender, not too juicy, heavy on the cellulite

Come with me, I'm on my way
To the Cannibal Cafe
Won't you come to the only place
Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?
The Cannibal Cafe, The Cannibal Cafe
The Cannibal Cafe