There's a lloyd in every city
there's a lloyd in every town
there's a lloyd in every country
yeah you see this guy around
there's a lloyd in every room
here's looking at you
sketchy scurvy scheister bastard
pedophile dungeon master
fuckin' greedy
fuckin' crook
you will never book my band
avoid the lloyd
the marquee is the laugh
you're charging six bucks a draft
ten bucks at the door
for ten shitty bands
you've never heard before
avoid the lloyd