You don't have to pay your dues,
Just because you're a girl,
You've got other tools to use,
Just because you're a girl.

You've got a half way decent face,
But you can't even play your bass,
That's okay just shake those curls,
Cause you're a girl.

You get help from everyone,
Just because you're a girl,
What the hell have you ever done?
Never mind you're a girl.

They love you out in Hollywood,
It doesn't mean you're any good,
Welcome to the cold hard world,
It's because you're a girl.

If the competitions fierce,
Just because you're a girl,
Get your nose or nipple pierced,
Just because you're a girl.

Pretend to be bi-sexual,
Have secretary tangelo,
When underneath all the beads and pearls,
It's because you're a girl.

It's what's between your legs that count,
So let your braless bosom bounce,
Sexploitation makes me wanna hurl,
But you're a girl.

You're the Queen of sweet sixteen,
Just because you're a girl,
You're in all the magazines,
Just because you're a girl.

The novelty will wear off soon,
And you'll be back in your old room,
Looking for another time to whirl,
Poor little girl.