Cuma westas chickadee
Have a housemaid on your knee
Eat an apple ev'ry day
An onion keeps ev'ryone away
Have an athlete on your feet
Have some love smell on your sheet
Eat an apple ev'ry day
The doctor has got to keep away

He'll tell you thanks for the mem'ry
Thanks for it all - wham bam thank you ma'am
Thanks for the ball

Have a burgular alarm, have a milkmaid on your farm
Can you raise a ballyhoo
If only there's nothing else to do
Have some butter with your fly
They said bananas could get you high
Eat an apple ev'ry day
The doctor has got to earn his pay

He'll tell you thanks for the mem'ry
Thanks for it all - wham bam thank you ma'am
Thanks for the ball
Wham bam thank you ma'am

Cuma westas chickadee, tab the water on your knee
Eat an apple ev'ry day, the doctor has got to keep away

He'll tell you thanks for the mem'ry
Thanks for it all - wham bam thank you ma'am
Thanks for the ball
....Thank you very much ....