Maxxie:
Once I was a lonely banker
All I cared for were margins and accounts
I dreamed of Dow Jones and the FTSE
I didn't see my credit running out

Sketch:
I passed you on the phone each morning
I always gave a cheery smile
But you, you never even saw me
You were far too busy all the while

Maxxie & Sketch:
Then came the day Osama blew us away
(Osama blew them away)
And now you know how I feel

All:
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away...

Maxxie (whispering):
Nothing.
I felt... nothing.
You disgust me.

Sketch (screaming):
No!
That's not how it goes!
It's not! It's not!

Maxxie:
You think you can fuck my life
up and I'll start fancying you?
Look at yourself.
Stay out of my life.

Chris:
Now that's an ending!