Maxxie:
The last of the super powers
George W is our leader
We've still got both Twin Towers
Never heard of Al-Qaeda
It's September the 11th
Just another day
In a tower in downtown heaven
New York City
US of A

All:
Today will be better
Today will be the one
Today is no red letter
It's out there to be won

Maxxie:
Today my sun is shining (shining!)
Today is somewhere new
Today's a silver lining
Today will see me through

All:
Today will be better
Today will be the one
Today is no red letter
It's out there to be won

Sketch:
Today you'll know I love you
Today you'll see it's true
Today's a day for saying 'I love you'

People chatting:
What a swell day to live in America!
Gee, it sure is, buddy!
How much do you make today?
One million bucks!
Did you see the Wall Street Journal?
Stocks are rising!
Have a nice day! Have a nice day!