I'll never end up talking to myself
cause I've got no one else
I'll keep on watching the tube
cause I've got nothing else to do

I think I'm such a boring guy
that no one wants to spend my time with me
I threw away my telephone
cause no one calls me up a thousand weeks

And anywhere I go I think I'd rather stayed at home
cause here and there and averywhere
I'm bored to the bone and I guess I am alone