Standing ankle deep
In an endless kiddie pool from hell
Shaking harder than a quadriplegic stripper
There's no disability pay in that line of work
Traded a trident for a fork
Now looking like an out-of-work hillbilly
With a less than adequate tool
The teenagers will piss in your home
Swim nakedly in your living room
Using your bed for their own purposes
All you can do is cry as the snow falls
Freezing over the remnants of your
Shattered, careless, totalitarian life
Nothing but a carcass, in a forever dancing rave
Odin's gonna spit on your grave