Once upon a time
It was much better than today
When did it become a crime
To know exactly what to say
And you say that's how it goes
Things get old and rust like tin
Now I'm stuck outside your inside jokes
Please don't let me in

And I want more out of life than stupid jokes
Come on pal, tell me now
Exactly where to go
And I think it's about time that you admit
You don't know when to quit

Listen to the sound
Of me telling you you're wrong
Drove it into the ground
And drug it out for far too long

And you can deny it's true
And ignore the subtle clues
But I don't know what I'd do
Without the stupid things I do

So fucked 'cause I don't know either