Ho, ho, ho, bring a bottle of rum
Ho, ho, ho, cream and whiskey bourbon
Ho, ho, ho, bring a bottle of booze
We got nothing to lose, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, bring a friend if you're please
Ho, ho, ho, Santa's hoping to meet
Ho, ho, ho, all the misfit and us
Hope the misfits show up, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, it don't get better than this
Ho, ho, ho, in the land of misfits
Ho, ho, ho, we're all losin' our lids
We got nothing but this, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, come be our family
Ho, ho, ho, this is Christmas, baby
Ho, ho, ho, bring a friend if you're please
Bring them all to their knees, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, bring a bottle of rum
Ho, ho, ho, cream and whiskey bourbon
Ho, ho, ho, bring a bottle of booze
We got nothing to lose, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, bring a friend if you're please
Ho, ho, ho, Santa's hoping to meet
Ho, ho, ho, all the misfit and us
Hope the misfits show up, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, it don't get better than this
Ho, ho, ho, in the land of misfits
Ho, ho, ho, we're all losin' our lids
We got nothing but this, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, come be our family
Ho, ho, ho, this is Christmas, baby
Ho, ho, ho, bring a friend if you're please
Bring them all to their knees, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, it don't get better than this
Ho, ho, ho, in the land of misfits
Ho, ho, ho, we're all losin' our lids
We got nothing but this, ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho, come be our family
Ho, ho, ho, this is Christmas, baby
Ho, ho, ho, bring a friend if you're please
Bring them all to their knees, ho, ho, ho