I'm a cool cool cat in the flat
I don't want no woman to make my bed
I know where to go where it's at
If I'm feeling real low I just paint the town red
If she knocks on the door I won't answer
If she wants me so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low I'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

I'm a cool cool cat in the flat
I don't want no woman to answer me
I know where to go where it's at
If I'm feeling real low I'll switch on the TV
If she knocks on the door I won't answer
If she wants me so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low I'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

(Instrumental)

If she knocks on the door I won't answer
If she wants me so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low I'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

He's a cool cool cat in the flat
He don't want no woman to make his bed
He knows where to go where it's at
If he's feeling real low he'll just paint the town red
If she knocks on the door he won't answer
If she wants him so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low he'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

I'm a cool cool cat in the flat
I don't want no woman to make my bed
I know where to go where it's at
If I'm feeling real low I just paint the town red
If she knocks on the door I won't answer
If she wants me so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low I'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

He's a cool cool cat in the flat
He don't want no woman to make his bed
He knows where to go where it's at
If he's feeling real low he'll just paint the town red
If she knocks on the door he won't answer
If she wants him so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low he'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

I'm a cool cool cat in the flat
I don't want no woman to make my bed
I know where to go where it's at
If I'm feeling real low I just paint the town red
If she knocks on the door I won't answer
If she wants me so bad then just ring
If she's feeling real low I'll take in a show
But that doesn't mean anything

He's a cool cool cat in the flat
He don't want no woman to make his bed
(Repeat to Fade)