He is a cat but he's very very fat
He is not just a standard cat
He is a cat but he's still very fat
American calico cat
Catnip is a kitty cat drug
One puff two puffs - high in a dream
Funny kitty's got very sleepy eyes
I wonder what he's dreaming of
Catnip dream catnip dream catnip dream
Meow meow meow

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He gets his kicks from a tiny toy
A green frog filled with catnip
And pretty soon he's gonna be seventeen
Kitty cat birthday party

Catnip is a kitty cat drug
We plant catnip seeds together
All summer long he watches it growing
Dreaming of the harvest moon
Catnip dream catnip dream catnip dream
Meow meow meow

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He is a cat and he's very very smart
He knows the coolest place in the yard
He is the king of the neighborhood
American calico cat

Catnip is a kitty cat drug
One puff two puffs - high in a dream
Funny kitty's got very sleepy eyes
I wonder what he's dreaming of
Catnip dream catnip dream catnip dream
Meow meow meow

Catnip dream catnip dream catnip dream
Catnip dream catnip dream catnip dream
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