Santa claus is sick
Last night he drank too much
Its his goddamned nagging wife
Mrs. claus is a muther-humpin bitch

Oooh no! no no no no!
Ho ho ho ho!

Santa claus is sick
Last night he screwed a dirty old whore
Too fucked up to wear a rubber
Now theres a pussing shanker on his dick

Santa claus is sick
Santa claus is sick

So this christmas itchy is coming
Hes gonna shit on your living room floor
Instead of leaving a cheap plastic toy

Santa claus is sick
Santa claus is sick

I am a retard (is that you, dad?)
Oooh no! no no no no!
Ho ho ho ho!

Santa claus is sick
Santa claus is sick