Nobody gave me mention
Till they saw me with you
Paid me a bit of attention
Till the saw me with you
Suddenly strange people walked up to me
Pretending they knew me
And begging me to introduce you

Everybody's asking me
Wh'o that bunch of personality?
I'm presenting you right now
Dady, take a bow!

Everybody wants to know
Where I found the lovely cameo
I'm presenting you right now
Dady, take a bow!

Hear them whispering
Hasn't she got everything?
You're a stand out
Listen to the compliments
They hand out

Let me stand right up and say
Meet the future Missus Hemmingway!
I'm presenting you right now
Baby, take a bow
Take a bow!