Why do you let me stay here, all by myself?
Why don't you come and play here?
I'm just sitting on the shelf
Why don't you sit right down and stay a while?
We like the same things and I like your style
It's not a secret, why do you keep it?
I'm just sitting on the shelf
I gotta get you presents, let's make it known
I think you're just so pleasant, I'd like you for my own
Why don't you sit right down and make me smile?
You make me feel like I am just a child
Why do you edit? Just give me credit
I'm just sitting on the shelf.