Kid: How much for the car?

Man: Fifty bucks.

Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff?

Man: See that sign? It says AS IS. That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS. Fifty bucks, and it's yours.

Kid: Five dollars.
Man: Thirty-five.
Kid: Ten.
Man: Thirty.
Kid: Fifteen.
Man. Sold!

At that, the car promptly falls to pieces.

Kid: I want it AS WAS!