I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my come in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up
Since when you were our lord
We're all so very bored
I wish you were a beer
The thirsty wonna drink you
Wish I wasn't here
You're scored because
I think you wish I wasn't here
Cause I'm your missing link
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
Cause I can beat you up
I wish you weren't a queer
With my come in your mouth