you always wanted a real nice lawn now your whole back yard is gone too bad you tried to cut your grass too bad that you ran out of gas you drank just one too many beers now it's in your car and back to sears it ate up half your bedroom rug but now you've got brand new sparkplugs you gotta bitchin mower now you think you are the cats meow you only have yourself to thank when we put draino in your tank